How to Watch “Breaking Bad.”

  1. Watch an episode of Breaking Bad.
  2. Run outside like a madman, tell literally everyone you have ever met that it is the best show of all time, and they have to watch it.
  3. Tell passers by on the street as well.
  4. Never stop telling everyone about how good Breaking Bad is.
  5. Did you tell everyone? Do it again just to make sure. They need to know.